"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
the greek poet sappho wrote poems about women that were so gay that they named the goddamned sexuality after her.
that is the level of queerness i hope to one day achieve.
Why does a rock band from the 60s want me to eat less sugar?
#tommy was just an allegory for the dangers of increased sugar consumption in society #pete Townsend cares
Sometimes I manage to look like something other than a hobo that crawled out of the black lagoon. (Sometimes, not often)
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish